Satire How-to free write

When you write a fantasy novel make sure to include 2-D relatable characters

Make sure to make them a personified stereotype of every minority so you are inclusive

And make sure not to include minorities that haven’t been claimed as underrepresented yet

When you write a YA fantasy book make sure to conveniently introduce new characters to deus ex machima the answer to the novel’s problem to overhaul plot holes

When you write a YA novel make sure to make your main couple conveniently destined to be with each other instead of having them evolve their relationship over the course of the book as dynamic characters should

When writing a YA novel include various plot twists and new plot threads that’s are never fully resolved and conveniently rush to the finale

When writing a YA novel make sure to progressively add more and more characters that’s are never written enough to introduce to the plot or grow with the story

Also make sure to only bring them up when you need a deus ex machima to resolve your finale.

When writing a YA novel make sure to use the ‘its magic’ explanation instead of the ‘its science’  handwave explanation  in real life

When writing a YA novel when you need to resolve the plot make sure to randomly introduce new powers to your main character that help resolve the plot, because it’s convenient obviously.

Lastly when writing a YA novel, keep in mind you can just make things up anyways because it fantasy even through its still could be written as good literature with good plot dynamic and progression

Lastly after lastly however, remember that any YA writer definitely never ever used the how to methods above.

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